What is this pink stuff growing in my fish tank?

There is some slimy pink skin in my fish tank, and there there is something growing under it, whenever I poke the side of the fish tank it sucks in sort of like a hermit crab. The pink stuff is growing on a live rock.

What is this pink stuff growing in my fish tank?
Can you post a picture? Sounds like some kind of algae, but that description is vague. Could be an egg sack of some kind, but its hard to guess with that information.
Reply:Don't poke at it! Its in its earliest stages of development. If you poke at it, you might cause an abortion. Then the passionate animal rights people will get mad........er!





Oh, I forgot, no they won't. Thats only if you kill animals. Seems reasonable enough. Doesn't it ????





Anyway, the little Pink baby slimy skin thing, might be the beginings of a Pink Panther!


A Pink Panther is extremely rare. More rare than a bleeding Stuart Andersons Black Angus steak.





An Aquatic Pink Panther is even more rarerer! So don't poke at it, or you'll make it bleed and It will die. Like the rare steaks, those are served bleeding and dead.





Also, Pink Panthers are endangered, from too many people having poked at them for too many years. Thats why they're protected from pokers and poachers, and from pickers and stickers too.





But Aquatic Pink Panthers are so extremely exceedingly rare, that you won't see one. Even on the endangered species list. Thats how rare they are!





You might have one begining to be born.


Help it to do more borning. As much borning as it can do. Alot of birthing and offspringing too.





Think of it as the last California Condor, not only in California, but in the world. The last World Condor on Earth and in the world too.


And it needs to be born.....without pokeing.


Cuz its not Gumby and Pokey.


It's an "Aquatic Pink Panther"





p.s. you'll be in the Guiness Book of Stout World LP's. It will read;


"Guy with the most unpoked, most rarerest Aquatic Pink Panther in all the World and on Earth too"
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